inspiration, sleeping with sirens, one direction, harry potter, american horror story, the hunger games
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
|---|---|
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
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| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
|---|---|
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
i think that greatest evidence that proves louis tomlinson is gay is louis tomlinson
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Avengers Facebook Posts xD
omfg
FUCKIN’ Hawkeye though
THAT LAST ONE
DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX
DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX
DOESN’T MATTER, HAD SEX
Maybe he’s Bjorn with it, maybe it’s Mjölnir.
MAYBE HE’S BJÖRN WITH IT MAYBE IT´S MJÖLNIR
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